Closer than you think A smooth three (direct) hours from London Euston, and you’ll be tumbling off the train into the cool, crisp evening air of Oxenholme, just 15 minutes from Windermere.

There’s only one lake Of the hundreds of meres, waters, tarns and reservoirs in the Lake District, only Bassenthwaite Lake is the owner of the official title (‘Lake’ Windermere is just a mere).

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The Lake District Wildlife Park has an A to Z of animals and lots of space to explore.

Watch the leaping Lemurs, spy the Red Panda's, laugh at the antics of the Lar Gibbons.

This precipitous ridge is flanked by the sheer, scree-covered mountainside of England’s third-highest peak and a fall from either side could be fatal. Home of the country house hotel As one of the country’s most-visited national parks, the Lakes are not short of lodgings.

The country house hotel reigns supreme here, and wannabe aristos must try Holbeck Ghyll ( doubles from £180), a shooting lodge once belonging to the Earl of Lonsdale.

Jimmy is 34, lives with his mum and works at Newport’s only drive-through doughnut restaurant.

Kitty’s not a psychologist yet, but she has some theories about why Jimmy has started to disappear.

There are more than 500 marked trails but I can hardly imagine a lovelier one than a circular walk over Loughrigg Fell.

Beginning in quaintly touristy little Ambleside, head north out of the village before turning left on to Miller Bridge.

For something more glam, check out Gilpin Hotel ( doubles from £295).