I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please?

) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Hi, I’m a professional wrestler - can I get you in a headlock?

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Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

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What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. [Attempt to rub it off] It won’t come off - it must be eternal...

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.

I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.

Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] Oh, I think it’s beauty.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?