Knowing what a ribald riot this woman is, I foamed at the chance for a tête-a-kvetch.

I’m thinking maybe I’m gonna hire some bitch to play me because I might not want to do eight shows a week.

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And like any swiping New Yorker (Blonsky is originally from Long Island), she’s had her share of strange encounters. Which I would never do, never gonna happen, but are you serious?

“I literally had a guy who was, like, some type of authoritative figure and I didn’t meet him in person [but] his thing was posture,” she said.

I was loud and had a sort of attitude, but I definitely had the Lisa personality.

Even if you’re a supermodel, there’s always a cunt hair hanging out or a mole or a vein. If I do well once, I’ll continue, but if I bomb, forget it.” Well, I tried it and did really well. I still have the tape of my five-minute set, and I killed. If you’re retarded enough to think I really mean all Latinos don’t work, you’re the problem! That’s just what we are, and to be a comic, you have to be damaged and crazy. Anyone over 60, I give a pass on not coming out, like Barry Manilow. But younger than 60, come out and suck a dick in public.

Lisa Lampanelli’s transformation isn’t just limited to her appearance.

The Queen of Mean — who’s lost over 100 pounds and chopped off her hair and dyed it platinum — has a new outlook on life, too.

She also has been revealing her trimmer shape at several events, like the opening of a Broadway play in April and, more recently, at Billy Crystal's show in November where her pins looked incredibly thin.'For 32 years - from 18 to 50 - I tried everything on the planet, and once I had a clean slate with that I said, "You know what? I'm going to treat this like the addiction that it is.

I'm going to get this surgery and use it as a tool,"' she said.

She has also said, 'The doctor who did my procedure explained that obesity risks are much greater than the risks for this surgery.

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“I don’t yell offstage and curse off stage so much anymore. Five days a week I’m super-nice,” Lampanelli tells us. ’ ” The therapy she’s in and the yoga retreats that have helped her spiritually evolve are still fodder for her act, says Lampanelli, adding that she’s still “fearless and not unable to do her job.” “I can do the emotional eating work and spirituality work, and then I can rag on yoga retreats,” she laughed.